thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: firstdayofhalloween)


jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today




molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*


tokyoghoulweek: Day 7: Hanged Man

「この世界は間違っている」
jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
hokeyfright:

the only true ally

marxvx:

when people say that raising the minimum wage will hurt workers because of layoffs or inflation they’re really just admiting that capitalism is structurally unable to provide an adequate standard of living for the working class